Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.

Joke: Yo mama's so poor, she starts conversations just to get your two cents.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her she was a booty call, she said "Butts can't talk!"

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when somebody ordered a small fry from her she started ripping them in half.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she gets welfare for being "Too big to fail."