Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so poor, that for Halloween her trick was the treat.

Joke: Yo mama was so stupid when she stocked a battery up her bum and said I've got the POWER

Joke: yo mama so stupid she put a quarter inside the vending machine and it told her she needed a dime so she thought it was speaking Spanish so supposedly its said "dime" so she said "coca"

Joke: Yo mama so stupid, when she saw the movie iron man, she didn't like it because it didn't show a man ironing.

Joke: Yo mama so fat, when the doctor found out she had a rapidly progressing flesh eating bacteria, he told her not to worry about it.