Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, that when she stepped on a scale, it said "to be continued."

Joke: Yo mama's smells so bad, she opened her legs and I got seasick!

Joke: Yo mama so ugly that One Direction went the other direction!

Joke: yo mama is so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew

Joke: Yo mama so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.