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Joke: Yo mama so dumb, when she go to McDonald's, people have to tell her"there's no farm here."

Joke: Yo mama so fat, her eating schedule consists of: Breakfast, lunch, dinner, snack time, in betweens and out for lunch... again.

Joke: Yo mama so stupid, when she went to JC PENNY, she thought everything was 1cent.

Joke: Yo mama so stupid, when she needed air, she sprayed febreeze.

Joke: Yo mama so fat, when people tell her to take one she says"this is a movie film, so take 5."

Joke: Yo mama so stupid, when she saw the movie iron man, she didn't like it because it didn't show a man ironing.

Joke: Yo mama so stupid, she numbered a dozen eggs 1-12, mixed the order up and called them scrambled eggs.

Joke: Yo mama so dumb, when she hopped in the pool, she took a cue stick with her and said"pool time."

Joke: Yo mama so stupid, when she went to subway, she asked"so where's the train?"

Joke: Yo mama so stupid, she took a picture of some food, stamped it, and tried to use it as food stamps.

Joke: Yo mama so stupid, she took toast to France to make french toast.

Joke: Yo mama so fat, when she went on a date, her date had to write on his forehead in all caps:NO IN BETWEENS.

Joke: Yo mama so fat, taco bell actually installed a bell to warn people when she's coming.

Joke: Yo mama so fat, when she walked into the clothing store, GAP, the manager said,"Oh nice, you must be our mascot."

Joke: Yo mama so fat, Sam's Club was forced to stop selling things in bulk.

Joke: Yo mama so fat, when Jesus told peter to come to him on the water, he had to add"only peter."

Joke: Yo mama so fat, I had to hire a security guard for my pantry.

Joke: Why did the chef stink?

Joke: Why do cups hate it when people fill them up with bevrages?

Joke: When candy bars grow up, what do they want to be?

Joke: Why are cows so jealous of clocks?

Joke: Q: Why are tires considered to be so obedient?

Joke: Q: What did the Grandfather clock tell his annoying son?