Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she went to Sea World to get baptized.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, the computer told her to "Press any key" and she searched for the 'any' key for hours before giving up.

Joke: Yo mama's so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she locked herself in her car and she had to call AAA to get her out.

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, she gives Freddy Kruger nightmares!