Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, when she smiles not even gold fish crackers will smile back.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."

Joke: Yo mama's so nasty, I talked to her on the phone and got an ear infection!

Joke: Yo mama so ugly, when kids go trick or treating, they give her candy.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she made Weight Watcher's go blind.