Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mamma's so fat, when she swims a whale comes and kisses her.

Joke: Yo mama so stupid, she took a picture of some food, stamped it, and tried to use it as food stamps.

Joke: Yo mama so stupid, she numbered a dozen eggs 1-12, mixed the order up and called them scrambled eggs.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Grape-Nuts was a STD.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.