Joke #766

Joke: The captain of The Titanic anticipated everything. Everything except Chuck Norris' daily swim.

Joke: Chuck Noris threw a grenade, it killed 50 people. Then it exploded.

Joke: Chuck Norris has a large grizzly bear carpet in his house. The bear isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.

Joke: Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. Now they are just known as The Islands.

Joke: Chuck Norris can cut through a knife with warm butter.

Joke: Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.