Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Why did dinosaurs go extinct? Chuck Norris wanted new toys.

Joke: Chuck Norris killed Kenny... But he's no bastard.

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't use Twitter, he follows everybody.

Joke: If Chuck Norris jumped off a bridge, so should you.

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet when he's done, he just scares the poop out of it.