Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris had an emotional breakdown. Emotion begged for mercy, and got none.

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't like his stamps, he stares at them until they wet themselves.

Joke: You ever wonder how many push ups Chuck Norris can do? All of them.

Joke: The Mississippi River was once called The Chuck Norris Stream. But nobody would cross it.

Joke: When a bear sees Chuck Norris, it tries to make itself look as large as it can.