Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

Joke: Sticks and stones may broke your bones, but words can never hurt you... Unless those words are spoken by Chuck Norris, then they kill.

Joke: Chuck norris does not need permission. He demands permission.

Joke: When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, his mother checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Joke: Once Chuck Norris broke the law. They still haven't put it back together.