Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris runs on the treadmill until it gets tired.

Joke: Ever wonder why there are so many words in English? Chuck Norris makes a lot of typos.

Joke: A kid got a Chuck Norris action figure for his birthday, and he got mad and called it a doll... He still hasn't snapped out of his coma.

Joke: The captain of The Titanic anticipated everything. Everything except Chuck Norris' daily swim.

Joke: Chuck Norris can spell any word with M&M's.