Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until they give up their information.

Joke: Chuck Norris can eat water and drink food.

Joke: Chuck Norris tore a teddy bear's head off... And it bled.

Joke: There is a medical term for those who openly defy Chuck Norris... There are called organ donors.

Joke: Chuck Norris has always been a pacifist, he's never been afraid to pass a fist through your face.