Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris once ran the Tour de France backwards... He wanted to see what second place looked like.

Joke: Scientists finally figured out why the universe is expanding... It is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

Joke: Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

Joke: Sticks and stones may broke your bones, but words can never hurt you... Unless those words are spoken by Chuck Norris, then they kill.

Joke: Chuck Norris gets his cereal from the Home Depot.