Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo's hiding.

Joke: Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice.

Joke: Chuck Norris urinated near a truck once. We now know that truck as Optimus Prime.

Joke: Chuck Norris can cut through a knife with warm butter.

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet when he's done, he just scares the poop out of it.