Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd, he has an entire constellation.

Joke: Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep!

Joke: Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Joke: Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the 13th... The next day he won the lottery.

Joke: The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into production. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.