Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris was bit by a rabid dog, he had to get a Chuck Norris shot.

Joke: Chuck Norris has been known to have a hot temper. Sometimes he must visit the sun too cool down.

Joke: The only reason Charlie Sheen was ever winning was because Chuck Norris wasn't playing.

Joke: Chuck Norris gave somebody a bone marrow transplant. Wolverine is very thankful.

Joke: Chuck Norris died once. But he ate some soup and got over it.