Chuck Norris Jokes

 

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Joke: What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?


Punch line: A nice little French colonial home.


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Joke: Like an iceberg, only 10 percent of Chuck Norris' beard is visible from the surface.


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Joke: For Chuck Norris the first time's the charm.


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Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't need the Heimlich maneuver when he's choking. Just give him some Drano.


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Joke: Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick a window and only break one side.


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