Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris drove across the country in a car without gas... Or an engine.

Joke: Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick a window and only break one side.

Joke: Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't tell jokes, he kills them.

Joke: Chuck Norris was attacked and bit by a zombie. The zombie came back to life, and died.