Joke #858

Joke: Sticks and stones may broke your bones, but words can never hurt you... Unless those words are spoken by Chuck Norris, then they kill.

Joke: Chuck Noris threw a grenade, it killed 50 people. Then it exploded.

Joke: Chuck Norris has a large grizzly bear carpet in his house. The bear isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.

Joke: Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. Now they are just known as The Islands.

Joke: Chuck Norris can cut through a knife with warm butter.

Joke: Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.