Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Some people can ride their bikes with no handlebars... Chuck Norris rides his handlebars with no bike.

Joke: Most people use pepper to make themselves sneeze, Chuck Norris uses pepper spray.

Joke: If you could look under the continent of China it says "Made by Chuck Norris."

Joke: Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the 13th... The next day he won the lottery.

Joke: Chuck Norris can speak braille.