Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris can cut through a knife with warm butter.

Joke: Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Joke: Chuck Norris almost had a heart attack once, but his heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

Joke: Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry.

Joke: Chuck Norris once cloned himself and decided to fight his clone. You may ask who won the fight? Chuck Norris did.