Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris eats steak with a plastic spork.

Joke: Chuck Norris urinated near a truck once. We now know that truck as Optimus Prime.

Joke: Chuck Norris has a large grizzly bear carpet in his house. The bear isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.

Joke: Chuck Norris can cut through a knife with warm butter.

Joke: Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the 13th... The next day he won the lottery.