Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: When elephants see Chuck Norris they forget everything... And run.

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he takes blood baths.

Joke: When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, his mother checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Joke: Once Chuck Norris broke the law. They still haven't put it back together.

Joke: Chuck Norris once ran the Tour de France backwards... He wanted to see what second place looked like.