Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

Joke: Sticks and stones may broke your bones, but words can never hurt you... Unless those words are spoken by Chuck Norris, then they kill.

Joke: Chuck norris does not need permission. He demands permission.

Joke: Chuck Norris has never had an eating disorder. He has however, eaten disorder.

Joke: Chuck Norris is an organ donor. He's donated hundreds of bodies.