Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris was once bit by a deadly venomous snake... After days of agony, the snake died.

Joke: Honestly, I don't understand why people think Chuck Norris is so great. I think-

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Joke: Chuck Norris was suppose to die 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him.

Joke: It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box.

Joke: Chuck Norris almost got Mr. T's role on the A-Team, but then he heard he would have to pity fools.