Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is.

Joke: The movie '300' was originally supposed to be called '1' and star Chuck Norris. But nobody would pay to see a million Persians die in 10 seconds.

Joke: When Chuck Norris does a pushup, it isn't called a push-up. It's called an earth-down.

Joke: Chuck Norris was once bit by a deadly venomous snake... After days of agony, the snake died.

Joke: Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a horse by accident, we now know that horse's descendants as giraffes.