Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Most people use pepper to make themselves sneeze, Chuck Norris uses pepper spray.

Joke: Chuck Norris once drowned an entire army... In the Sahara desert.

Joke: If Chuck Norris breaks into your house you are immediately fined for trespassing.

Joke: Chuck Norris let the dogs out.

Joke: Bullies shove nerds into lockers, Chuck Norris shoves bullies into nerds.