Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep!

Joke: When Chuck Norris does a pushup, it isn't called a push-up. It's called an earth-down.

Joke: As a kid Chuck Norris burned ants with a magnifying glass... At night.

Joke: Chuck Noris threw a grenade, it killed 50 people. Then it exploded.

Joke: Chuck Norris was once challenged to a breathe holding contest by a fish. Needless to say, the fish drowned.