Joke #828

Joke: As a kid Chuck Norris burned ants with a magnifying glass... At night.

Joke: Chuck Noris threw a grenade, it killed 50 people. Then it exploded.

Joke: Chuck Norris has a large grizzly bear carpet in his house. The bear isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.

Joke: Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. Now they are just known as The Islands.

Joke: Jesus could walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

Joke: Superman and Chuck Norris fought each other on a bet a while ago. The loser had to wear his underwear outside of his pants.