Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris is an organ donor. He's donated hundreds of bodies.

Joke: It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box.

Joke: Honestly, I don't understand why people think Chuck Norris is so great. I think-

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Joke: Chuck Norris has a large grizzly bear carpet in his house. The bear isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.

Joke: Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. Now they are just known as The Islands.