Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Joke: Chuck Norris almost got Mr. T's role on the A-Team, but then he heard he would have to pity fools.

Joke: Even if Chuck Norris got a sex change, he would still be the man.

Joke: Chuck Norris has always been a pacifist, he's never been afraid to pass a fist through your face.

Joke: Chuck Norris thought he was wrong once, but he was mistaken.