Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: When a bear sees Chuck Norris, it tries to make itself look as large as it can.

Joke: Chuck Norris once drowned an entire army... In the Sahara desert.

Joke: If you could look under the continent of China it says "Made by Chuck Norris."

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't turn the shower on, he just stares at it until it cries.

Joke: Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. Now they are just known as The Islands.