Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: For Chuck Norris the first time's the charm.

Joke: Chuck Norris had an emotional breakdown. Emotion begged for mercy, and got none.

Joke: Chuck Norris gave somebody a bone marrow transplant. Wolverine is very thankful.

Joke: The only reason Charlie Sheen was ever winning was because Chuck Norris wasn't playing.

Joke: The Black Eyed Peas were originally The Peas. That was before they met Chuck Norris.