Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: A lot of people wear Superman pajamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Joke: When elephants see Chuck Norris they forget everything... And run.

Joke: Chuck Norris was up to bat in baseball... He struck out the pitcher.

Joke: Chuck Norris almost got Mr. T's role on the A-Team, but then he heard he would have to pity fools.

Joke: Chuck Norris was once bit by a deadly venomous snake... After days of agony, the snake died.