Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: There is a medical term for those who openly defy Chuck Norris... There are called organ donors.

Joke: Chuck Norris has always been a pacifist, he's never been afraid to pass a fist through your face.

Joke: Some people say the answer to everything is Chuck Norris, this is also Chuck Norris' shoe size. Coincidence?

Joke: Chuck Norris drank his first beer at the age of 21... Seconds that is.

Joke: Chuck Norris went on Man Vs. Wild once, wild lost.