Chuck Norris Jokes

 

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Joke: There is no chin under Chuck Norris' beard, just another fist.


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Joke: Sometimes Chuck Norris gets tired during the day. We call that a solar eclipse.


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Joke: A kid got a Chuck Norris action figure for his birthday, and he got mad and called it a doll... He still hasn't snapped out of his coma.


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Joke: The captain of The Titanic anticipated everything. Everything except Chuck Norris' daily swim.


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Joke: Ozzy Osbourne stole the idea of biting a bats head off from Chuck Norris... The only difference is that Chuck used a pterodactyl.


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