Chuck Norris Jokes

 

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Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't like his stamps, he stares at them until they wet themselves.


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Joke: Internet forms submit themselves for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris will never submit.


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Joke: Chuck Norris eats steak with a plastic spork.


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Joke: If Chuck Norris jumped off a bridge, so should you.


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Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't need the Heimlich maneuver when he's choking. Just give him some Drano.


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