Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't like his stamps, he stares at them until they wet themselves.

Joke: Internet forms submit themselves for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris will never submit.

Joke: Chuck Norris eats steak with a plastic spork.

Joke: If Chuck Norris jumped off a bridge, so should you.

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't need the Heimlich maneuver when he's choking. Just give him some Drano.