Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris died once. But he ate some soup and got over it.

Joke: Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until they give up their information.

Joke: Chuck Norris can eat water and drink food.

Joke: Chuck Norris tore a teddy bear's head off... And it bled.