Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris can kill you 5 times before you hit the ground.

Joke: Chuck Norris played with LEGO's once as a kid. The Egyptians took credit for it.

Joke: Chuck Norris' main export is pain.

Joke: Chuck Norris drove across the country in a car without gas... Or an engine.

Joke: A picture is worth a thousand words, but if Chuck Norris doesn't like it it is worth a thousand roundhouse kicks to the face.