Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Most guys rip their shirts off to prove they are me. Chuck Norris does the same thing with a suit of armor.

Joke: Jesus could walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

Joke: Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Joke: Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.

Joke: Chuck Norris is a firm believer in warming up before you workout. He always does an Ironman before working out.