Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris is a mater of Microsoft Excel... On a typewriter.

Joke: There is a medical term for those who openly defy Chuck Norris... There are called organ donors.

Joke: Some people say the answer to everything is Chuck Norris, this is also Chuck Norris' shoe size. Coincidence?

Joke: Some people can ride their bikes with no handlebars... Chuck Norris rides his handlebars with no bike.

Joke: When a bear sees Chuck Norris, it tries to make itself look as large as it can.