Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Ever wonder why there are so many words in English? Chuck Norris makes a lot of typos.

Joke: Chuck Norris can eat water and drink food.

Joke: The captain of The Titanic anticipated everything. Everything except Chuck Norris' daily swim.

Joke: Unlike a heart, Chuck Norris never stops beating.

Joke: Why did dinosaurs go extinct? Chuck Norris wanted new toys.