Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris watches Blue-ray all the time... On his record player.

Joke: Like an iceberg, only 10 percent of Chuck Norris' beard is visible from the surface.

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't tell jokes, he kills them.

Joke: There has only ever been one person smarter than Chuck Norris, Steven Hawking... And he got what he deserved.

Joke: Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick a window and only break one side.