Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't have a middle name, nothing gets between Chuck and Norris.

Joke: Chuck Norris' main export is pain.

Joke: The Mississippi River was once called The Chuck Norris Stream. But nobody would cross it.

Joke: When a bear sees Chuck Norris, it tries to make itself look as large as it can.

Joke: Chuck Norris thought he was wrong once, but he was mistaken.