Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris once ran the Tour de France backwards... He wanted to see what second place looked like.

Joke: Chuck Norris died once. But he ate some soup and got over it.

Joke: Chuck Norris placed first in a race... The human race.

Joke: Big Foot once captured a short and grainy video of Chuck Norris.

Joke: Chuck Norris is the proud inventor of the straw. His enemies must eat some how.