Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Jack be nimble and Jack be quick. But not even Jack could avoid Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.

Joke: Scientists finally figured out why the universe is expanding... It is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he takes blood baths.

Joke: The Mississippi River was once called The Chuck Norris Stream. But nobody would cross it.

Joke: Chuck Norris was an only child... Eventually.