Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo's hiding.

Joke: A picture is worth a thousand words, but if Chuck Norris doesn't like it it is worth a thousand roundhouse kicks to the face.

Joke: Unlike a heart, Chuck Norris never stops beating.

Joke: Chuck Norris once drowned an entire army... In the Sahara desert.

Joke: Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.