Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Ozzy Osbourne stole the idea of biting a bats head off from Chuck Norris... The only difference is that Chuck used a pterodactyl.

Joke: Chuck Norris eats breakfast at McDonald's each morning... At 11:05!

Joke: Some people claim they can bend spoons with their minds. Chuck Norris bends minds with his spoon.

Joke: For Chuck Norris all bottles are squeeze bottles.

Joke: Chuck Norris can bunt a home run.