Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Honestly, I don't understand why people think Chuck Norris is so great. I think-

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Joke: Chuck Norris is a firm believer in warming up before you workout. He always does an Ironman before working out.

Joke: Chuck Norris' driving test was rough. He had to fail the instructor.

Joke: Chuck Norris flosses with barbed wire.

Joke: After Walker Texas Ranger it isn't credits that roll over the screen. It's a list of fatalities.