Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris made Journey stop believing.

Joke: If Chuck Norris breaks into your house you are immediately fined for trespassing.

Joke: When elephants see Chuck Norris they forget everything... And run.

Joke: Like all babies, Chuck Norris was spanked when he was born. The doctor was found dead an hour later. Cause of death, roundhouse kick.

Joke: Chuck Norris once cloned himself and decided to fight his clone. You may ask who won the fight? Chuck Norris did.